The Republic of Semicolon Three 11 is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 308 million Semicolon Three 11ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Semicolon Three 11ian economy, worth 15.3 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 49,824 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,787 per year while the poor average 2,974, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Semicolon Three 11's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Semicolon Three 11 is ranked 60,876^th in the world and 1^st in NASA for Highest Food Quality, scoring 30.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.